Ex-head of Your Black Muslim Bakery Yusuf Bey guilty of murder. [Chon] Water leak at Lincoln and Funston causes sinkhole. [SF Appeal] Beagles pups rescued from testing lab in South Bay. [SF Weekly]

World’s largest hamburger to be attempted at East Bay festival. [Inside Scoop] Creative protesters attend Apple's World Wide Developer's Conference. [SFBG] Half Moon Bay to cut its city staff in half. [NBC

Ed Lee and media use homeless man in fake "Run Ed, Run" mayoral campaign. This, folks, is a must read. [Petrelis, SF Appeal] Cal Shakes cleans up with a none-too-shabby Titus Andronicus. [Chronicle]

"How Was Your Week with Julie Klausner" involves pressing issues like: writing a letter to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, things that aren't funny. Also, Woody Allen's new movie blows. [Klausner] Stun guns,

Cabbies can be horrible, even outside their insane stance on medallions. Here's one lunatic driver who freaked out over a credit card payment. [SF Appeal] Garrido 'monsters' get long jail sentences. [Chron] Sick

Rejected Giants 'It Gets Better' video idea too hot for YouTube. [djhexhector] A confused public official -- a politician's spokesperson, paid for with your tax dollars -- childishly refuses to talk to media.

Larry Bush's nasty rumors about L. Julius M. Turman, a gay lawyer looking to fill a Police Commission seat, could derail his bid to serve San Francisco. [Queerty] James Durbin, crowned California Idol

Peter Hartlaub at the prom! Peter Hartlaub at the prom! [SFGate] Anti-Sunset sentiment rife in Bernal Heights. [Bernalwood] LA police say Bryan Stow beating suspect is the right man. [AP] Tepid AIDS joke

Using heaps of misplaced anger, Team Schwarzenegger rips tabloid scoop. [SFGate] Barry Bonds to pay for Stow kids' college. [NBC Bay Area] Medical marijuana dispensaries must release names, addresses of pot growers, city

In honor of its 7,500th post, Sex Pigeon will sell t-shirts featuring this splendid new logo. [Sex Pigeon] New app cross references your check-ins with local crime data. [Mission Mission] Want a

How to make an enemy on Muni. [Muni Diaries] Environmentalists rappel off Richmond Bridge to protest Chevron. [SFBG] A fixer of epic proportions in Telegraph Hill. [Front Steps] Cream cheese coffee cake, anyone?

Reggie Jackson at Original Soupman's opening today. [Eater] Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger to become CBS News talking head. [Mediabistro] Jeff Humphrey is helping keep inner-city baseball dreams alive. [East Bay Express] UC tuition hikes

Helpful advice posted for friends-with-benefits night owls. [Mission Mission] Can you be evicted just because my apartment's an illegal unit? Find out. [Appeal] "Incremental" progress for beaten Giants fan, Bryan Stow. [Chronicle] Al’

3rd rape reported in 9 days at Cal Poly. Yikes. [Chron] TryMeSF, a new San Francisco dating service that wants to break you out of your cat-lady lifestyle. [7x7] Gwyneth Paltrow to appear

Help Kelly Malone (founder of Indie Mart and Workshop) beat cancer. Please. You can donate here. [Broke-Ass] Hit-run driver tries to flee with man on hood of car. [KTVU] Fake cryer and GOP

Beaten Giants fan Brian Stow will be moved to SF. [SFGate] Tourists here's what you should do while visiting San Francisco, according to the New York Times. [NYT] Facebook: very slimy. [TechCrunch] Supervisors,

What is "progressivism"? [SF Weekly] Are disabled parking placards over or under used in SF? [Appeal] Farina beautiful, but not worth price, says Michael Bauer. [Chronicle] Behold the human bicycle! [Laughing Squid] SoMa

Behold your 2011 Bay to Breakers liquor store map! [Exercising While Intoxicated] Finally, a brilliant retrospective of the Eagle Tavern that neither panders nor sucks. [Bold Italic] Gascón, too, says goodbye to embattled

Ugh. Contra Costa Times links pornographic photos to serial killer mentality. [CoCo Times] CSU chancellor proposes 32% tuition hike. Seriously? [Chron] Chemical explosion at lab leaves UC Berkeley student injured. [Daily Cal] Someone

First thing we're doing when we get some free time? Making these black and white toffee bars. [Appeal] Major decline in the housing market... again. [SFGate] Prostitues take over the Mission during Sunday

Dogs, do they have rights? [SFBG] Work begins today on the new Metreon/Target. Cheers! [Curbed] Also, blogs are “not allowed” at Westfield Mall’s photo op for Target store in San Francisco.

Horrible Livermore residents against public transportation in their backyard. [CoCo Times] Jennifer Siebel's Miss Representation has the potential to inspire. [Appeal] Willie Brown is rich and powerful. [Inside Scoop] Psst, the Outer Sunset

Celebrating Bin Laden's death. [SFBG] Here's a janky dance song about Osama bin Laden's death. [YouTube] Proving they have the thickest and stiffest foam in town, Ritual takes sixth place in National Barista

Regarding the Eagle Tavern's impending closure, are gay bar owners the problem? [Petrelis] Violence reignites debate over closing Golden Gate Park overnight. [SF Appeal] Concert pet peeve: those guys that stand right up

Gay space erosion alert: Bar on Church space to become Churchill, and a gay bar no more. [Grub Street] Facebook lets trolls censor everyone? [Gawker] Santa Cruz's heavy metal hero shows his softer