Surviving Ed Lee's First Debate [SFGate] What To Eat at A Taste of The Bay Area at Outside Lands [Feast] Anthony Bourdain Slaps on Pair of Wayfarers, Blows Up Dolores Park and Toronado

Photo by Generik11/Flickr SFist’s Brock Keeling Inhales the Mongolian Beef Cheesesteak at HRD, Loves a Good Tastykake. [Grub Street] Something bad happened with stock market today. [NBC Bay Area, NYT, Chron]

The Yerba Buena Street Life Plan [Curbed] Berkeley PD Wins Motorcycle Competition [Berkeleyside] How Not to Prove Facebook Is Destroying Our Relationships [Gawker] How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My New

David Sedaris talks dirty about China [Chronicle] Tickets for Dustin Lance Black's 8 no on sale. [AFER] New CA Supreme Court justice likely to be seated in time for Prop 8 hearing. [BAR]

Alex Smith: We've Still Got Him to Kick Around [SF Weekly] Kindler, Gentler Wrap-Ads Coming to Muni -- But To Only 15 Buses, Trains [SF Appeal] Will Petco Just Roll Over? [Curbed] FOX

Two States Disagree on Protecting Lake Tahoe [KQED] Larry Ellison’s Progeny Throughout the Tech Industry [Software Advice] Top-notch Bar Terra [Bauer] R.W. Fassbinder's Epic Sci-Fi Miniseries Lives Again at the Roxie

Anna Conda headed to a seat on the Entertainment Commission. [SF Appeal] Brunch-only food truck coming to Valencia Street this weekend. [Mission Mission] Gunshot residue on slain murder suspect's hand. [Chron] How green

Scoring one for young, smart college students all over the world, this email landed on Stanford student a major job at Foursquare. [Business Insider] 20 eighties artists invade Bay Area this summer. [Feast]

Pizza Orgasmica agrees to change its paint color to appease Orange County-like mentality in San Rafael . [Inside Scoop] 5 reasons Californians aren't as fat as the rest of America. [SF Weekly] Major SOMA

Mad Dog installs California’s first self-serve beer table. [Haighteration] 7 arrested in Vallejo meth bust. [KTVU] Shriver files to divorce Schwarzenegger. [Sacto Bee] The Village Voice, Ashton Kutcher and prostitution ads. [SFBG]

How wasteful is it to keep chargers plugged in when not connected to their devices? [Inhabitat] Vote for your favorite "Hot 20 Under (And Over) 40 Readers" choice. (Like, for example, this talented

S.F. arts director under fire for commuting to Rio, abusing his staff. [Chronicle] SFist editor attends Pride morning Alice B. Toklas breakfast, sits with Tatiana Sorokko, spills food all over himself. [Culture

Banned ‘serious art’ at Ritual Roasters replaced by ‘whimsical stuff’ such as Israel and Palestine, and tits and bondage! (NSFW) [Mission Mission] If Ed Lee will not go to the mountain, might the

Jerry Brown, Democratic leaders announce budget deal. [Sacto Bee] Trapped at Ruby Skye for a bachelor auction. [Culture Blog] Vegan happy hour, anyone? [SFBG] New Mural appears on Scott Street. [Haighteration] Three overnight

Heavily-funded news organization Bay Citizen reveals how anonymous Twitter feeds are being used as weapons in mayoral race. [Bay Citizen] How confused California tea partiers hijacked redistricting reform. [New American Media] Ed Lee

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant idea for Nat Ford’s severance package. [MrEricSir] From S.F. to L.A. via public transportation. [SF Weekly] Another take on World Naked Bike Ride, San Francisco. [Zombie] Major

This is what gay men in America really look like. [Gawker] Castro's Pink Saturday celebration bans booze. Hahahhahahaha. Seriously? [SF Appeal] The city’s first residential parklet springs to life on Valencia. [Streetsblog]

A history of bans in S.F. [SFGate] Anti-gay former gay Michael Glatze, who used to be a reporter for the horrible and now-defunct XY Magazine, lives in Colorado and pretends to enjoy

"Peninsula Priest Held in 'Private' S.F. Location As Abuse Investigation Moves Forward" [SF Weekly] "Fostering Kittens for the SF SPCA RULES! You Should Do It!" [Vegansaurus] "Seniors Protest Dangerous SF Intersection" [Bay

Local comedian and national treasure Margaret Cho reveals her favorite S.F. dining spots. [The Feast] Health Department shuts down ForageSF, the city's much-loved underground market. [SF Weekly] BART passenger robbed, shot outside

Playboy playmates to appear at Gold Club's 7th anniversary on Thursday. Hubba-hubba. [7x7] Mayor's plan to pass cost of maintaing trees onto property owners has many seeing red. [SF Appeal] Instead of always