Help Kelly Malone (founder of Indie Mart and Workshop) beat cancer. Please. You can donate here. [Broke-Ass] Hit-run driver tries to flee with man on hood of car. [KTVU] Fake cryer and GOP

Beaten Giants fan Brian Stow will be moved to SF. [SFGate] Tourists here's what you should do while visiting San Francisco, according to the New York Times. [NYT] Facebook: very slimy. [TechCrunch] Supervisors,

What is "progressivism"? [SF Weekly] Are disabled parking placards over or under used in SF? [Appeal] Farina beautiful, but not worth price, says Michael Bauer. [Chronicle] Behold the human bicycle! [Laughing Squid] SoMa

Behold your 2011 Bay to Breakers liquor store map! [Exercising While Intoxicated] Finally, a brilliant retrospective of the Eagle Tavern that neither panders nor sucks. [Bold Italic] Gascón, too, says goodbye to embattled

Ugh. Contra Costa Times links pornographic photos to serial killer mentality. [CoCo Times] CSU chancellor proposes 32% tuition hike. Seriously? [Chron] Chemical explosion at lab leaves UC Berkeley student injured. [Daily Cal] Someone

First thing we're doing when we get some free time? Making these black and white toffee bars. [Appeal] Major decline in the housing market... again. [SFGate] Prostitues take over the Mission during Sunday

Dogs, do they have rights? [SFBG] Work begins today on the new Metreon/Target. Cheers! [Curbed] Also, blogs are “not allowed” at Westfield Mall’s photo op for Target store in San Francisco.

Horrible Livermore residents against public transportation in their backyard. [CoCo Times] Jennifer Siebel's Miss Representation has the potential to inspire. [Appeal] Willie Brown is rich and powerful. [Inside Scoop] Psst, the Outer Sunset

Celebrating Bin Laden's death. [SFBG] Here's a janky dance song about Osama bin Laden's death. [YouTube] Proving they have the thickest and stiffest foam in town, Ritual takes sixth place in National Barista

Regarding the Eagle Tavern's impending closure, are gay bar owners the problem? [Petrelis] Violence reignites debate over closing Golden Gate Park overnight. [SF Appeal] Concert pet peeve: those guys that stand right up

Gay space erosion alert: Bar on Church space to become Churchill, and a gay bar no more. [Grub Street] Facebook lets trolls censor everyone? [Gawker] Santa Cruz's heavy metal hero shows his softer

Melissa Griffin explains how more wireless coverage would be a beautiful thing in San Francisco. [Examiner] 10 questions for NBC Bay Area weatherwoman Christina Loren. [Lieberman] Toast Wine Bar, Nico’s Tacos, Radish,

SFMTA Roundup has a fight about a fight about bikes. [Appeal] Future of Eagle Tavern remains in question. [KCBS] Twitter signs lease for headquarters in Mid-Market. [Chronicle] Anyone in the mood for a

Planned Parenthood protestors just want to give you "the truth," see. [Mission Mission] See the rebirth of Kwik Way Drive-In. [The Feast] What did 4:20 on 4/20/2011 look like from

Get baked with Obama! [SFBG] World's coolest garage door? You decide. [Curbed] San Franciscan gardeners permitted to sell their crops. [KCBS] Did you know you can put a fishing line down a drainpipe

Dallas bar owner wants to buy Eagle Tavern. [BAR] Tea Party vs. US Uncut: A San Francisco tax day showdown. [Zombie] Where to find or avoid Barack Obama tomorrow and Thursday. [SF Appeal]

Drunken man on stolen boat arrested in Ocean Beach. [Chronicle] How to stand out at the Big Brother casting call in SF this weekend. [Appeal] Troy Holden has a new, fantastic site. Check

SFMTA releases a slew of new scans of 1906 Earthquake. [Uptown Almanac] Speaking of pictures, a bit of drama blew up over photoshopped vegan pics. [QuarryGirl, Vegansaurus] NIMBYs upset, this time over proposed

$3 tax-relieving cheap bites that will keep your poor tummy full. [Feast] Taxes, tech, and talking back to the man. [SFBG] LGBT studies major to be available at City College. [GG X-Press] Behold:

Remember to like SFist on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. Ike's Place getting its own reality show? [Eater] Jogger hit by careless driver on Masonic as city ponders safety fix. [SF Weekly]

Remember to like SFist on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. After Wilson's performance, we think Jason Snell speaks for all of us this afternoon. [@jsnell] Twitter co-founder Ev Williams talks five easy

Remember to like SFist on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. The BAR celebrates its 40th anniversary with the Best of the Gays. Kudos to you, esteemed LGBT ilk! [BAR] Muni's hired an

Remember to like SFist on Facebook and follow us on Twitter There's a new "micro-neighborhood," and it's called Valencia Bottoms. Discuss. [Bold Italic] Just like Twitter, Burning Man will move their office to

Is San Francisco's Castro neighborhood appropriate for young kids? Yes. Yes, it is. [Mommy Files] With Gavin gone, will supes defend his cell phone radiation bill in court? [SF Appeal] Squat and Gobble

It turns out San Francisco's city-sponsored bathroom are the hottest places in town. [SF Public Press] Behold The Amazing Race and the amazing breasts of Fisherman's Wharf. [SFGate] Hung Phat in the Tenderloin,