Beloved chef Elizabeth Falkner relocates to New York. Sob. [Grub] Watch the Oscars (and, ugh, Billy Crystal) on the big screen at the Balboa Theater this Sunday. [Richmond Blog] Sharks, it seems, can

Rape survivor reflects on our community's response to Mission serial rapist. [Mission Mission] Chocolate caramel cookie bars, anyone? [SF Appeal] New ad campaign encourages HIV testing among black men. [BAR] Sacramento couple found

Party boat revelations: 28 lbs of cocaine on cruise ship room docked in SF. [SFGate] Take a Valentine's Day ride. [Mission Bicycle] Mylar balloon hits power lines, causes Valentine’s Day outage. [SF

You can keep your quaint Victorians. We'll take this instead. [Curbed] Braille under siege as blind turn to smartphones. [NPR] Someone got a facelift. [Haighteration] Lacto-fermentation classes, anyone? [SF Weekly] Pac-12 to break

Kim Jong Un might be dead. Or not. [Atlantic] Thing we thought we'd never type: Ellen DeGeneres thanks Bill O'Reilly for defending her. [FOX] Fourteen more awesome new desserts: The best of the

Manhole fire shuts down S.F. Chinatown streets. [SFGate] FBI releases dossier on Steve Jobs. [USA] Ali MacGraw coming to the Castro Theatre. [BAR] Vegan bacon Guinness salted caramels, anyone? [Vegansaurus] Does Facebook

Coconut thumbprint cookies with salted caramel, anyone? [SF Appeal] Haight-Ashbury Museum of Psychedelic Art and History. [Laughing Squid] Coit Tower, NIMBY beacon to the world. [Curbed] US Bank robbed at 16th and Mission.

In defense of Ross Mirkarimi. [Uptown Almanac] New district elections map. [SFBG] Weekend Watch: Daniel Radcliffe's haunted mansion, hormonal superpower teenagers, and Drew Barrymore loving on whales. [SF Appeal] A nine-course meal at

RuPaul kicked booze and drugs, likes to roller skate, lives in The Hills. He could very well be the world's first perfect human being. [The Daily] What do fondue and romance have in

Fight over newspaper ends with man stabbed in face by pen. [SF Appeal] Joyous takedown of the rush hour crowd at the Ferry Building. [SFGate] Tee hee: How to order a pupusa with

S.J. State student arrested in dorm gropings. [Chron] Oakland plays host to yet another daytime sexual assault. [Oakland Tribune] Chruch and Market closed over the weekend for Muni tack replacement. [SF Appeal]

Dimwitted Arizona Governor Jan Brewer is a crybaby. [AP] Cyclists plan on smashing car windows of drivers who upset them. Brace yourselves! [Mission Mission] Wig-wearing bike bandit busted in the Upper Haight. [SF

Sheriff Mirkarimi won't take pay while on trial. [Bay Citizen] Celebrate Beer Can Appreciation Day at one of these fine drinking establishment. [Inside Scoop] If you like permanent garlic breath and pasty consistencies,

Mirkarimi's second alleged victim speaks out in SF Weekly interview. [SF Weekly] Local musicians reinterpret Nick Drake's "Pink Moon" at the Rickshaw Stop. [SFBG] Trouble between entertainment and Rincon Hill-Mission Bay residents? [Examier]

Del Popolo's Jon Darsky says, "I like to buy Twizzlers at Office Max on Harrison Street. They're always fresh." Thus making him our favorite person in San Francisco right now. [Bay Area Bites]

What's it like on the other side of the peep show glass at Lusty Lady? Christine Borden finds out. [SF Appeal] Valencia swing is back, with steel cables this time! [Mission Mission] There

Wendy MacNaughton introduces some of her favorite bloggers via incredible illustrations! [Bold Italic] Billionaire New York mayor may spring for a dozen bagels if 49ers beat Giants. [NBC Bay Area] New South Park

Gov. Jerry Brown to call for less state testing in schools. [Sacto Bee] Stop bashing Paula Deen! [CHOW] Dude, the Great Dispensary Freeze of 2012 is a major bummer. [East Bay Express] Ted’

Cold temperatures and freeze warnings to grip Bay Area before this week's (much needed) rainfall. [SFGate] Economic equality a part of Martin Luther King Jr.'s dream, by the way. [Oakland Tribune] Valencia

38-year-old art teacher at James Logan High School busted for having sex with 16-year-old student. Yikes. [Chronicle] The Mission needs more barbers, apparently. [Uptown Almanac] God of Carnage, not good. [SF Appeal] This

Quaint alert! Mission Beach Cafe is getting a parklet. [Mission Mission] Anger alert! Screaming at patrons on New Year's Eve at Absinthe. [SFGate] Arbor alert! Curbside mosaic almost as good as a real

Gay site voted to make Tel Aviv the "Best City of the Year." Oy. [GayCities] Vanity plate celebrates the duality of man. (Though we're going to side with SF.) [Mission Mission] DJ Toph

Tourist time at the Japanese Tea Garden. [SFGate] Is this the Facebook profile of suspected Mission rapist Fred Dozier? [Uptown Almanac] Another rape suspect tried to pick up a female San Francisco cop

Taste a warm Karatamba sake with a blowfish at Ame. [NBC] Crackehead of the Day highlights the Tenderloin's major drug problem. [Bluoz] Check out the Roasted Broccoli Sandwich at Split Pea Seduction. [Grub]

Grateful Dead's Phil Lesh is opening a restaurant and music venue in San Rafael. [Inside Scoop] D9 David Campos faces opposition from a potential police killer. Oh my. [SF Appeal] Bike Basket Pies