Matt Cain newspaper headlines from around the country. [McCovey Chronicles] These potato chip cookies look astounding! [SF Appeal] What's happening to SF’s street signs? [40 Going On 28] New HRC president visits

Another uninspired, daring-free piece of blah will go up in Mission Bay, the city's unofficial neighborhood of architectural missed opportunity. [Curbed] Music Center of S.F. to close after 60-plus years. Sad. [SF

Landmark SoMa fern bar Eddie Rickenbacker's has closed. It will re-open in a couple weeks under new management and without most of the bar's iconic motorcycles, which are going to auction along with

66-year-old woman mugged in the Mission Tuesday morning. [SF Appeal/BCN] Beach Blanket Babylon gives money to the youths. [Bigelow] Vote for yet another Best of the Bay, and let your voice be

Chinatown to get oxygenated as Broadway to get trees! [Curbed] Hot new look for summer? Flamin’ Hot Chester’s Puffcorn powder all over your thighs. [Mission Mission] Marvel and Reebok team up to

122-year-old gravestone washes up on Ocean Beach. [Mission Mission] Comments are back at the Guardian! [SFBG] Male strippers at Thunder From Down Under. Do you dare? [Culture Blog] Lime gets the hell out

Because: artisan tortillas. [Uptown Almanac] The magnanimous and hilarious Paula Pell has the best fights with her girlfriend. [Julie Klausner] We would like to sweet make love to this bathroom in this $1.

Live at The Clocktower in SoMa for under $1M! [Curbed] Can your landlord evict you for getting pregnant? [SF Appeal] Crashing the 1% Singles Ball finds wacky people lonely and looking for love,

One need look no further than Dana King's sexy shorn silver locks to know that there's no age discrimination at KPIX. [Chronicle] Take a tour of San Francisco using a bike! [Hayeswire] Few

The scoop on SoMa StrEat Food Park! [SF Bay] Beer fest shots from Anderson Valley delight. [SFBG] Great news! Colin Powell endorses same-sex marriage. [Politico] The Gavin Newsom Show recapped for your convenience.

The Golden Gate Bridge makes a cameo in the 1955 It Came From Beneath The Sea. [Curbed] Stepped-on Del Taco box to replace Giant Value. [Uptown Almanac] Rich person hires rich person to

Solar eclipse finger magic dazzles. [Mission Mission] North Carolina offers "final solution" for homosexuals. [Gawker] Michael Bauer hits Gilberth's with two stars, says "it could blossom." [Chronicle] More solar eclipse time-lapse fun! [Ice

Dirtbag Manny Pacquiao hates civil rights. Gross. [ABC] Speaking of etiquette, do dogs belong in restaurants? [Claycord] Fairs and festivals are comin' at you this summer. Find out the best ones! [SFBG] Thank

Rental rates are out of control. Ugh. [Curbed] San Francisco bars to install creepy facial detection cameras inside venues. [SF Weekly] Getting a liquor license in the Mission sure is difficult. [Inside Scoop]

Community expresses concerns about Duboce/Valencia fire's causes, victims. [SF Appeal] Transplant Missionites all dress beautifully, alike. [Mission Local] Clown Alley officially reborn as Bask. [Inside Scoop] Police continue search for 11-year-old boy

Katie Baker's weekend in the "rape capital" of the U.S. [Jezebel] Teen suspect in theft of Guy Fieri's Lamborghini appears in court. [SF Appeal] Bank's offer to fund vandalism repairs draws backlash.

Party foul: SF club promoters evade mandatory free registry. [SF Appeal] Barack Obama's gay marriage announcement, bullshit? [Gawker] What's the deal with the lot on the corner of 15th & Dolores? [Curbed] Not

Carrie Brownstein has a question about Soda Stream. [@Carrie_Rachel] Here is the menu for Thomas McNaughton's Central Kitchen, which, among other things includes goat's whey. [Eater] Lew Wolff and John Fisher should

Tomorrow Ed Lee has his monthly meeting with the Board of Supervisors. Here's what will go down. [Curbed] Man grabs boy in South San Francisco McDonald’s restroom. [CBS 5] How to make

Why you should believe the 4-inch iPhone rumor. [CNN] Peter Mel named Big Wave World Tour champion. [Santa Cruz Sentinel] Oakland's treasurer recommends terminating Goldman Sachs deal. [East Bay Express] Another senseless knife

Legislature says there will be no repeal of foie gras ban. Weep. [Inside Scoop] We really want Google+ to succeed. It's just... you know. [TechCrunch] Fire Hydrant destroyed on Ygnacio Valley Road in

Top 10 least expensive properties for sale in the Financial District. [Curbed] Mill Valley, charming? [Chronicle] Please vote for SFist for "Best Local News Site" and/or "Best Culture Blog." Or not. SF

For maximum flavor, make these pimento cheese ball pops today. [Food for the Thoughtless] Facebook IPO set for May 18th. Brace yourselves. [WSJ] 888 Turk reoccupied. [SFBG] Judy Davis was at Jake's On

The janky 24th Street BART station plaza will be getting a makeover. [Mission Local] Someone needs to buy us this house, please. [Curbed] Facebook and Google might disappear within 5 years. Huh. [Forbes]