Ballyhooed new scooter sharing service might run into wall at DMV. Oops. [SF Appeal] Nob Hill NIMBY fight over Masonic Center continues tomorrow. [Curbed] CSU cancels spring 2013 admissions. [Chron] Rick Santorum is

Gov. Brown joins forces with millionaires tax backers. [LA Times] Oakland police keep track of anarchists. [SFBG] Did you pee on BART? Because someone did. [UA] Live sand drawing on Ocean Beach this

Cyclist who killed woman only gets probation. [SF Appeal] Tea, sandwiches, and gossip at Crown & Crumpet in Ghirardelli Square. [SFGate] Hot on the heels of North Dakota critic Marilyn Hagerty, a tale

Hyatt bikini pictures and hotel workers rights prompts important protest. [SFBG] Valencia Corridor is the new Marina Bottoms. Or something like that. [7x7] Lifetime's Dance Moms has pretty much turned into kiddie porn.

Cannabis' unlikely new crusader: Pat Robertson? [SFBG] California drivers finally put down those cellphones and are living to tell the tale. [Oakland Tribune] What do you call someone from Hayes Valley? [Hayes Wire]

Protesters occupy the California Capitol rotunda. [Sacramento Bee] How Facebook can predict if a person is worth hiring. [Forbes] KQED launches series to explore planned CA state parks closing. [California Report] Valencia protester

Salsa, rocksteady, gay goth, electro-cumbia, hypercrunk, bhangra, zouk... the 62 parties you should be going to right now. [Bay Guardian] Supervisor Sean Elsbernd hosted his 5th crab dinner. Check out who was invited.

Aww. Marriage proposal spelled out in newspaper racks. Very nice. [SFGate] In NBA news, Sacramento reaches arena deal with Kings. [Sacramento Bee] Next in haute restaurant innovation: Reservation experiences. [Inside Scoop] Monthly live

Looking for a classy or offbeat iPad case? Here are 16 of them. [TechCrunch] How much does it cost to rent a coffee shop on Valencia? [Uptown Almanac] Livermore teacher accused of sex

Beloved chef Elizabeth Falkner relocates to New York. Sob. [Grub] Watch the Oscars (and, ugh, Billy Crystal) on the big screen at the Balboa Theater this Sunday. [Richmond Blog] Sharks, it seems, can

Rape survivor reflects on our community's response to Mission serial rapist. [Mission Mission] Chocolate caramel cookie bars, anyone? [SF Appeal] New ad campaign encourages HIV testing among black men. [BAR] Sacramento couple found

Party boat revelations: 28 lbs of cocaine on cruise ship room docked in SF. [SFGate] Take a Valentine's Day ride. [Mission Bicycle] Mylar balloon hits power lines, causes Valentine’s Day outage. [SF

You can keep your quaint Victorians. We'll take this instead. [Curbed] Braille under siege as blind turn to smartphones. [NPR] Someone got a facelift. [Haighteration] Lacto-fermentation classes, anyone? [SF Weekly] Pac-12 to break

Kim Jong Un might be dead. Or not. [Atlantic] Thing we thought we'd never type: Ellen DeGeneres thanks Bill O'Reilly for defending her. [FOX] Fourteen more awesome new desserts: The best of the

Manhole fire shuts down S.F. Chinatown streets. [SFGate] FBI releases dossier on Steve Jobs. [USA] Ali MacGraw coming to the Castro Theatre. [BAR] Vegan bacon Guinness salted caramels, anyone? [Vegansaurus] Does Facebook

Coconut thumbprint cookies with salted caramel, anyone? [SF Appeal] Haight-Ashbury Museum of Psychedelic Art and History. [Laughing Squid] Coit Tower, NIMBY beacon to the world. [Curbed] US Bank robbed at 16th and Mission.

In defense of Ross Mirkarimi. [Uptown Almanac] New district elections map. [SFBG] Weekend Watch: Daniel Radcliffe's haunted mansion, hormonal superpower teenagers, and Drew Barrymore loving on whales. [SF Appeal] A nine-course meal at

RuPaul kicked booze and drugs, likes to roller skate, lives in The Hills. He could very well be the world's first perfect human being. [The Daily] What do fondue and romance have in

Fight over newspaper ends with man stabbed in face by pen. [SF Appeal] Joyous takedown of the rush hour crowd at the Ferry Building. [SFGate] Tee hee: How to order a pupusa with

S.J. State student arrested in dorm gropings. [Chron] Oakland plays host to yet another daytime sexual assault. [Oakland Tribune] Chruch and Market closed over the weekend for Muni tack replacement. [SF Appeal]

Dimwitted Arizona Governor Jan Brewer is a crybaby. [AP] Cyclists plan on smashing car windows of drivers who upset them. Brace yourselves! [Mission Mission] Wig-wearing bike bandit busted in the Upper Haight. [SF

Sheriff Mirkarimi won't take pay while on trial. [Bay Citizen] Celebrate Beer Can Appreciation Day at one of these fine drinking establishment. [Inside Scoop] If you like permanent garlic breath and pasty consistencies,

Mirkarimi's second alleged victim speaks out in SF Weekly interview. [SF Weekly] Local musicians reinterpret Nick Drake's "Pink Moon" at the Rickshaw Stop. [SFBG] Trouble between entertainment and Rincon Hill-Mission Bay residents? [Examier]

Del Popolo's Jon Darsky says, "I like to buy Twizzlers at Office Max on Harrison Street. They're always fresh." Thus making him our favorite person in San Francisco right now. [Bay Area Bites]