A driving dog! [SF Weekly] Polk Street is officially ruined. And we're totally going here once it opens. [Inside Scoop] Get over yourself, Duboce Park neighbors. You're precious, not historic. [Curbed] Photojojo has

Come for Tablehopper's gift guide, stay for the guy in the Blue Fox shirt. [Tablehopper] Behold, a map of the 25 most expensive homes for sale in San Francisco. [Curbed] Give your warm

Bowl in 2013 at Mission Bowling Club! [Mission Mission] Why you need to know about Ron Cohen and Sig Sauer. [Gawker] Oops. The Chronicle, writing about a freeze on Valencia Street restaurants, forgets

Gay CA Republicans look to expand their Republican-ness. [BAR] Our second favorite middle initial-using writer in the Bay Area has some dirt on Google. [SF Appeal] The Chron hates Ammiano's homeless bill. [SFBG]

What to eat at Miss Ollie's, now open for lunch in Oakland. [Grub] How’s that Market and Valencia ‘turn pocket’ working out for you? [Mission Mission] Marin County tax bill due: $778

More on the Supe. Wiener vs. blogger drama. [SFBG] New lease denied for Drakes Bay Oyster Farm. [Curbed] 49er busted for pot after crash. [SFGate] Dear Mom $1-anniversary this Sunday means $1 drinks!

Real estate scene is quite the shitshow. [Curbed] Coo Coo Birds! [SFBG] Tis the season for wishing death upon others. [The Tens] Rents are bad. Real bad. [40 Going On 28] When the

Tenderloin Housing Clinic grant denied because of tenant complaints [Bluoz] Octagon house, anyone? [Curbed] Yet another musician who, painfully, wants you to think he's uncool. [SF Weekly] UC Berkeley has a new chancellor;

Solution to new tech journalist? Avoid PR and PR newswires. [TechCrunch] How to be an asshole entrepreneur. [The Bold Italic] Oh, Elisabeth. [Jezebel] Woman robbed at gunpoint monday night. [Mission Local] Ike's Place

So you want to be a cop? [SF Appeal] Get your hot sex news... and an eyeful of James Deen's bulge. [Violet Blue -- NSFW] Solvang! [7x7] Facebook asking employees to use Android.

Brazilian Blowouts might turn you into Julianne Moore circa Safe. [Chron] Small Business Saturday is tomorrow, you guys. [SF Weekly] New Thai place. [Haighteration] San Francisco just got a little more French. [7x7]

Learning from the best, eating like royalty at "Flavor! Napa." [SFBG] It's time we got rid of "+" when it comes to restaurant naming. [Grub] Ingredients for a union-made Thanksgiving. [Daily Kos] Giants do

New bike lanes to help cyclist crossing Muni tracks not fall on their faces. [Uptown Almanac] Film buffs not happy with owners of Vertigo house. [Curbed] Acclaimed sports figures are in our restaurants,

Before there was BART, there was the transbay train. [Curbed] Isaiah Mitchell discusses Golden Void, the Bay Area’s best new psych band. [Bay Bridged] Buy this amazing photo! [The Tens] How to

Before Glen Park, there was Little Switzerland. [Curbed] How will you celebrate Entrepreneurs' Day? [TechCrunch] Melky Cabrera and the oddest goodbye ever. [McCovey Chronicles] "There is one thing that is universally true about

That darn cat! [Bernalwood] Drag Roseanne, yuppie pom, and a zombie hunt. [SFGate] Foxconn replacing troublesome humans with "FoxBot" robots. [The Awl] Robin Robertson has got vegan Thanksgiving help for you. [Vegansaurus] Happy

More on the nudists' lawyer. [SFBG] Swedish butter cookies, anyone? [SF Appeal] A's Bob Melvin wins American League "Manager of the Year." [SFGate] Top five San Francisco chefs to follow on Instagram. [SFoodie]

Live election coverage all night long! [DCist] Board candidate accuses Capitelli aide of trespassing. [Berkeleyside] Inside San Francisco's Kink.com. [7x7] The Mission to become even more twee. [Eater] Two vile men sought

Hitting the red carpet for Start Ups: Silicon Valley. [SF Appeal] Map of the 25 most expensive homes for sale in San Francisco. [Curbed] Taste Michelle Obama's cookies. [Bay Area Bites] Instagram launches

A great, great piece on Jim Ayers, one of the founding members of the Central City SRO Collaborative, who is now living on the streets. [Up From The Deep] The opposite of mediocre:

Two shot just blocks from SF Giants celebration. [SF Appeal] Alexander's celebrates end of Wagyu ban with $100 steaks. [Eater] Why free Muni for kids makes sense. [SFBG] Measure S: Will it help

Have you seen this jerk? [Red Devil Lounge, Facebook] Silk Nog has landed! [Vegansaurus] Can anything survive in that doomed ODC space? [Grub] Giants faithful mob Marin sporting goods stores for memorabilia. [MarinIJ]

Wild bougainvillea-geranium explosion halts traffic on Cortland. [Bernalwood] New song from Girls' Christopher Owens. [Mission Mission] Gay election endorsements. [BAR] Apple stock falls after earnings report. [Chron] San Francisco Giants fan having a

Game 1. [McCovey Chronicles] How many hoodies do you think exist in this 49 square miles? [Brittney Gilbert, via Mission Mission] Google cameras map popular Grand Canyon trails. [Associated Press] Which Berkeley council

Peaches Christ gets the interview treatment by Julie Klausner. And just like that, all is right with the world. [How Was Your Week] Lou Reed looks like Frankenstein‘s monster. [Mission Mission] Men,