Zuckerberg says: "The biggest mistake we’ve made as a company is betting on HTML5 over native." [Venture] SFPD arrests 25 in school zone drug busts. [SF Appeal] La Rondalla TK. [Eater] Time-lapse

Clearly haunted Pac Heights mansion of your nightmares is up for sale. [Curbed] Walnut Creek pedestrian killer arrested twice for booze-related crimes. [Claycord] We love this Hayes Valley mural. It gives us the

Take a fascinating trip through the Tenderloin via straight-shooting tour guide Deleano Seymour, who will be sure to tell you where you can buy the best in stolen goods, heroin, and prescription drugs.

Remember, the Dumbarton Bridge will be closed during the Labor Day Weekend for seismic repairs. [Mercury News] This person does not know that they won the lottery. Ugh. [KRON] Tonight at Public Works:

L.A. resident pushing for veggie burger option at In-N-Out. [LAist] 311's Nick Hexum has a bromance with the Clash’s Joe Strummer. Tender. [Live 105] Yuppies angry at other yuppies with better

Gifting an epic dinner in the desert at Burning Man. [KQED] Fundamentalist right-wing media angry at awesome UC Berkeley art installation. [Berkeleyside] Great interview with Park Tavern's Anna Weinberg and Jennifer Puccio. [Eater]

After Safeway murder, San Jose calls for more patrol officers. [CBS SF] Antibiotics might be fueling obesity epidemic. [Wired] Ron Siegel named executive chef at Michael Mina. [Inside Scoop] Possible fake door-to-door salesman

"The Ballad of Melky Cabrera" [40 Going On 28] Yikes. 1019 Market evictions start today. [Bluoz] And now, this week's top literary events. [7x7] Oakland requires tough love. [Oakland North] BART wants your

The Eagle replacement might now happen now. [Grub] Guys rapping in the Richmond about their "Daddy Skills." [Richmond SF] Nothing but the blues for French Blue in St. Helena. [Chronicle] Armed robberies in

Man injured in SoMa toilet plunger attack. [SF Appeal] Photos of Woody Allen and Cate Blanchett making a movie in the Mission. [Mission Mission] What the musicians ate at Outside Lands. [Eater] Pastry

Michael Bauer’s review of Dixie, in pretty photos. [Inside Scoop] Brief fire at the Shell Refinery in Martinez. [Claycord] Underwhelming police response after alleged carjacking/abduction on 20th and San Carlos. [Uptown

Dave Eggers must feel so bad right now. [AP] That'll do, pig. That'l do. [Uptown Almanac] Yikes, the Gaultier show ends next week! [RichmondBlog] And now, a wedding on Valencia Street. [Mission Local]

Drag is out at Holy Redeemer [BAR] Chevron claims seen as not worth trouble [Chronicle] Help Kata-vento make their first EP! [Kickstarter] The purest Twitter burn [Mission Mission] Possibly Taiwanese Restaurant Tii Moves

Amazon quietly closes security hole after journalist's devastating hack. [Wired] Mission Rock Resort opening this Friday! [Tablehopper] Activists win legal victory just as the circus comes to town. [SFBG] AM Ocean Avenue blaze

Beloved, but not brave: War Horse at the Curran. [SF Appeal] Breaking: Jon Carroll reviews Tina Fey's hot new effort, Bossypants. [Chronicle] Coi and SPQR land on Newsweek’s "Best in the World

The New York Times calls Oakland, "The Last Refuge of Radical America" [NYT] Take a look around all the great swimming pools of San Francisco. If only we had been born in the

Someone flashing a sign while having their photo taken with iconic filmmaker Woody Allen. UNACCEPTABLE. [Inside Scoop] McKayla Maroney is a national treasure. [BuzzFeed] Parrots, possum in Bernal Heights. [Bernalwood] Council considers affordable

Western Truck Exchange, the greatest band you've never heard of before. [Tenderloin Geographic Society] What's up with the Ocean Avenue Whole Foods? [Curbed] Spending the weekend at Malibu Grand Prix. [SFGate] And now,

Off The Grid wins lawsuit over Financial District absurdity. [Eater] What's the first thing you tell newbies about Muni? [Muni Diaries] Are American alcohol prices a ripoff? [MrEricSir] What's (not yet) happening at

Former Piccino chef Rachel Sillcocks lands at Valencia Street asshole oasis Range. [Inside Scoop] SF Bay Guardian released its annual best-of issue. [SFBG] Behold, the official Alamo Drafthouse New Mission press release. [Mission

The most necessary graffiti of our time. [Mission Mission] National same-sex kiss day planned for anti-civil rights fast food joint Chick-fil-A. [Eater] Car porn, anyone? [Violet Blue] Secret places at Fort Mason. [SFGate]

Michael Bauer dines with dark chocolate-lover Nancy Pelosi. [Inside Scoop] Jenna Jameson will help the Gold Club celebrate 8 years of making rich men's penises erect. [Eater] There is only one real "chick

Bernal Bigfoot Sighting Explained! [Bernalwood] "There should be a special Occupy night at Les Miz because basically, the whole musical is Occupy 19th-century Paris. (#occupy19thcenturyparis)" [Tourist Trapped] St. Anthony's is keeping homeless feet

Leon Chow, John Avalos's challenger, seems super, super shady. [SF Appeal] How DARE you, Robert Hurwitt! How dare you, sir. [Chron] The answer is, and always has been, Angela Lansbury. [Awl] Steepness abounds.

A police officer shot at this 7-month-old puppy named Mister. We need to go cry now. [CBS SF] Why tall people should talk to strangers in Target. [SFGate] BART elevators are gross. [SF