California lawmakers approve $96.3 billion budget. [Chronicle] How the hell does this happen to a sink? [Mission Mission] That Vince Vaughn/Owen Wilson movie is basically a Google ad, you guys. [Valleywag]

Blogger pleads no contest for photographing city SF supe in bathroom. [KTVU] 1760's Adam Tortosa calls Meadowwood "fucking sick" and says cocaine is everywhere. Basically, he's SFist' new favorite chef, ever. [7x7] Berkeley

Giants receive suspensions after Tuesday's plunk-fest [CSN] Even with its problems, the new Bay Bridge span is safer than the one motorists use today. [Oakland Tribune] Oakland won’t quit on trafficked kids.

Dublin Best Buy employee accused of kidnap and attempted rape of teen. [Mercury News] 5 song lyrics that’ll leave you scratching your head. [Daily Clog] 48 busted in gang case this morning.

Super boss Oakland tattoo. [Brittney, via Mission Mission] Warning: Flasher on popular Walnut Creek trail strikes yet again. [Oakland Tribune] Democratic Party chair signs on with realtors. [SFBG] Tiburon marine research shows peril

Free Wi-Fi coming to Market. [SF Examiner] Another bar with reclaimed wood and fancy lightbulbs goes up in the TL. [Eater] Video: Vehicle hits fire hydrant in Pleasant Hill. [Claycord] Here’s what

Indie flick being shot in the city's white-hot Mission arrondissement. [Uptown Almanac] Let this shredin' Russian kid bring you all kinds of joy. [YouTube] Local Kung Fu master Sifu Lee passes away. Sad.

Reflections of a co-op food manager... at UC Berkeley. [Daily Clog] Komen cancels annual cancer walk in S.F. [NBC Bay Area] Sexy events happening this week. [SFBG] Brutal assault last week in

The tech boom is, of course, leaving many behind. Shocking disparities await. [SF Examiner] The Mission gets a steakhouse. [Eater] Behold the mighty bison of Golden Gate Park! [Richmond Blog] Fancy new apartments

Should you see Before Midnight? (OF COURSE YOU SHOULD.) [SF Appeal] Drink of the Week: Frozen margarita swirled into a glass of sangria. [Mission Mission] Medical marijuana regulation bill fails. [East Bay Express]

Fatal crash in Vacaville closed I-80 lanes this afternoon. [Chronicle] Clothier sends mixed safe-sex messages. [BAR SFMOMA's food blowout goes down tomorrow. [Eater] Liberating a stolen bike with a pedal-powered angle grinder. [Mission

Nutella Banana Swirl Muffins, anyone? [SF Appeal] Bernal photographer captures alien abduction of Oakland. [Bernalwood] Once again, SFist wins "Best Blog: Readers Choice" in SF Weekly's annual Best of SF issue. Sob. [SF

Family of 19-year-old, missing from S.F., seeks help. [SFGate] Are you single, male, heterosexual and aged 35-49? Then let Tablehopper help you find love during the food site's first-ever singles/wine event

Alexander McQueen retail store coming to Union Square [Racked] BART Votes to End Rush-Hour Ban on Bikes [KQED] Palo Alto man suspected in Czech quadruple murder arrested at D.C. airport. [Chronicle] Did

Trans Latinas seek city funds for a good reason. [B.A.R.] The wonderful Dragonette plays the Fox Theater Friday. [SF Appeal] This car is awash in several hundreds phone cases. [Uptown Almanac]

Cream vs. Dream: Telegraph Ave. ice cream face-off. [Berkeleyside] Jason Alexander teaches San Francisco how to be Jewish. [SF Mag] Clitoral Mass is coming. [Oakland Local] Problematic politicians how got away with sex

Freak City is the internet's IRL cultural center, BTW. [SFBG] Help the animals of Oklahoma! [Vegansaurus] This new skatepark is going to totally shred! [Curbed] How to workout by using items bought at

Warning: Microsoft is decrypting and reading your Skype messages. [Venture Beat] Tadich Grill to open a new location in Washington DC. Why not. [Inside Scoop] A look at the completed east span of

Melissa Perello considering Lower Haight expansion. [Eater] Troll style. [Uptown Almanac] The Clog interviews Steve Wozniak! [Daily Clog] Being a techie and being healthy. Is it possible? [TechCrunch] Berkeley to close part of

SF Pride didn't just discipline the staffer who offered Bradley Manning the gig. They fired him. Find out who. [SF Mag] Lorenzo Logoreci, a prominent San Francisco restaurateur, accused of assaulting a health

Local, brave notable gets mugged, goes after attacker, retrieves iPhone (but not after getting assaulted herself.) [Chirp, Mission Mission] Trapped at the San Bruno's Chili's = heaven [SFGate] Introducing goalball, Cal’s most inclusive

"People despised Faye," says the actress who played Carol Anne in Mommie Dearest. [BAR] Last pieces of Doyle Drive come down. [Marin IJ] This Pac Heights manse could be yours for only $11.

The Columbia Journalism Review more or less accuses the San Francisco Chronicle of ethical misconduct. [CJR] Life in the the new Lyft world. [Buzzfeed] How do tattoo parlors feel about everyone wanting to

Lea Suzuki's shot of Barry Zito, David Lynch, and Russell Brand meditating together deserves a Pulitzer. All of them. [City Insider] For only $520 a month on Airbnb, you can sleep in this