Salon and Patton Oswalt are fighting over KTVU and humorous racist names. Or something like that. [Patton Oswalt] Brian Boitano tell you show he wrote his first cookbook. [Inside Scoop] Enjoying The Year

Bay Area reacts to Zimmerman verdict. [Oakland North] Who's going to buy us this Craftsman house. WHO?! [Curbed] Oakland restaurants damaged in weekend protests. [Inside Scoop] Hey, Karl. Sigh. [Bernalwood] Bay Bridge panic

Authorities confirm third victim from Asiana Airlines crash. [NBC Bay Area] Fancy beer bar opens in the Twitterloin. [Eater] Admiral Ackbar mini bust is downright darling. [Laughing Squid] Sharknado strikes! Antioch native mulls

Big weekend coming up at the Harvey Milk Photo Center. [Haighteration] LGBT seniors struggle with suicide. [B.A.R.] Gianpaolo Paterlini of Acquerello talks about the evolution of Polk Street. [Inside Scoop] Who's

Desperate SF Giants sign outfielder cut by Royals. Let's hope it works. [SFGate] Masked gunman robs Hayward eatery, puts workers in fridge. [Bay Area News Group] A new ice cream venture rolls into

The hoods of California by area code. [Daily Clog] Attorneys rest at Richmond High gang rape trial; closing arguments start Wednesday. [Oakland Tribune] Checking out Musee Mecanique at the Wharf. [SFGate] Car break-in

Blaze atop Mt. Tam has firefighters in full response. [Marin IJ] Las Vegas to get even more obnoxious. [Uptown Almanac] Orchestra Nostalgico plays Berkeley. [Berkeleyside] Charges in Wingstop killings. [Chron] How health trackers

Gallery of San Francisco baseball stadiums. [Curbed] Terrible songs about SF are popular. Alas. [SFGate] Five of the city's best spots for coffee or lunch meetings. [7x7] Sunday Streets this weekend in GGP

Possibly the coolest queer mental health concert tour ever. [SFBG] Celebrate love at Oakland City Hall tonight. [East Bay Express] Go inside StumbleUpon headquarters. [TechCrunch] Two arrested in Wingstop killings. [Chronicle] Husband acquitted

Illy Coffee to open in the Castro. Maybe. [Eater] Unlike other hotspots, the BART strike appears to have only modest impact in Berkeley. [Berkeleyside] You hush up, Marin. [Marin IJ] Dramatic Saitowitz reveal

Noted scribe Caitlin Donohue launches AHDM4U, a new local a lifestyle joint (think hip-hop, radical art, parties, fashion). [AHDM4U] You must read Michael Bauer's fair, accurate takedown of Navio. [The Chronicle] La Rondalla

The silver lining behind Giant Value’s demise. [Mission Mission] United's PR mess. Also, gross. [SFGate] 10 perfect places to drink on a summer Friday. [Eater] L.A. narcs teach local cops how

Brasa in Berkeley to close, but it's a "happy ending." [Inside Scoop] Fisherman's Wharf to get new main drag. Finally. [Eater] Minimum wage ‘tip credit’ idea gets cold shoulder. Brr. [Berkeleyside] 7th annual

A look back at the Needles and Pens 10-year anniversary show. [Mission Mission] Fairfax merchant accused of accidentally giving pot-laced cookies to kids. [Marin IJ] How to dragon ball creme brulee cake balls

Stalled Schlage Lock redevelopment may have found key to move ahead. [SF Examiner] Old pics of locals enjoying the bay. [SFGate] Hundreds of students shut out of SJSU's animation program. [Mercury News] Missed

VP Joe Biden drops by Sunnyvale Hobee's. Why not. [Mercury News] Two men killed early Saturday in single vehicle crash in Emeryville. [Oakland Tribune] And finally, an interview with Temple Grandin. [NBC Bay

California lawmakers approve $96.3 billion budget. [Chronicle] How the hell does this happen to a sink? [Mission Mission] That Vince Vaughn/Owen Wilson movie is basically a Google ad, you guys. [Valleywag]

Blogger pleads no contest for photographing city SF supe in bathroom. [KTVU] 1760's Adam Tortosa calls Meadowwood "fucking sick" and says cocaine is everywhere. Basically, he's SFist' new favorite chef, ever. [7x7] Berkeley

Giants receive suspensions after Tuesday's plunk-fest [CSN] Even with its problems, the new Bay Bridge span is safer than the one motorists use today. [Oakland Tribune] Oakland won’t quit on trafficked kids.

Dublin Best Buy employee accused of kidnap and attempted rape of teen. [Mercury News] 5 song lyrics that’ll leave you scratching your head. [Daily Clog] 48 busted in gang case this morning.

Super boss Oakland tattoo. [Brittney, via Mission Mission] Warning: Flasher on popular Walnut Creek trail strikes yet again. [Oakland Tribune] Democratic Party chair signs on with realtors. [SFBG] Tiburon marine research shows peril

Free Wi-Fi coming to Market. [SF Examiner] Another bar with reclaimed wood and fancy lightbulbs goes up in the TL. [Eater] Video: Vehicle hits fire hydrant in Pleasant Hill. [Claycord] Here’s what

Indie flick being shot in the city's white-hot Mission arrondissement. [Uptown Almanac] Let this shredin' Russian kid bring you all kinds of joy. [YouTube] Local Kung Fu master Sifu Lee passes away. Sad.

Reflections of a co-op food manager... at UC Berkeley. [Daily Clog] Komen cancels annual cancer walk in S.F. [NBC Bay Area] Sexy events happening this week. [SFBG] Brutal assault last week in