SF's medical marijuana program is a boring success. [SF Weekly] Newsom's Instagram is amazing. [Slow News Day] Google bus parked in middle in Valencia Street. [48Hills] Belinda Leong of b. patisserie talks one-year

Tenants settle with investor who admits to real estate fraud. [SF Appeal] Girl abducted during Oakland carjacking. [Oakland Tribune] Willie Brown pretends to be humbled. [SF Examiner] Can we please talk about Downton

San Jose State student found dead in dorm room. [Chron] What you seen the Albion Castle in Hunters Point? You should. [Curbed] Rice Paper Scissors now open for lunch at their permanent home

Check out the new pub Slow News Day, a site that basks in the trivial and awesome. [Slow News Day] Here is the condo complex that might replace Elbo Room. [Mission Mission] UC

The business card cannot be killed. [All Things D] Baryshnikov wears rainbow scarf in solidarity with gay Russians. [Petrelis Files] Parking tickets are for the poor. [Mission Mission] Pedestrian killed by car, 4

Picnicking at the Zodiac murder sites. [SFGate] San Francisco Bulls remain on thin ice. [SF Weekly] SF Powell Street cable car lines shut down by damaged cable. [KTVU] Saying goodbye to anti-semitism, shtick.

Second flu death of the season reported on SF. [SF Appeal] Google Glass user harassed by the feds speaks. [TechCrunch] The joke's on you for expecting a good meal at a comedy club.

Today's other Google-related protest, this one in Berkeley/possibly insane. [IndyBay] The best and worst of Oakland Restaurant Week menus. [Eater] 49ers not blaming officials for loss. [Oakland Tribune] The Century on Market

Have you seen these Muni bus attackers? [SFGate] Back when Amoeba was a bowling alley. [Mission Mission] Missing Piedmont woman found dead in San Francisco. [Oakland Tribune] The Kings will now accept bitcoin.

Here's what the future of the Mission looks like. Enjoy. [Curbed] More sales seen for Bay Area residential market. [Oakland Tribune] Intense response to last week's SF Bay Guardian cover story. [SFBG] What

Back in 1941, a 2945 foot-long auto tunnel could have gone under Bernal Hill. [Bernalwood] Remembering the way Valencia used to be. [Ticklefight, via Mission Mission] Jon Mills, the most hated man in

Crankypants Chronicle columnist pairs his cheese with San Francisco's whine. [Nevius/Chron] A Texas A&M professor is searching for lost tunnels under Alcatraz. [Houston Chron] Somebody was busted using a fake

San Francisco experienced something of a late night dining renaissance in 2013, here's where you can dine out later than 10 p.m. [EaterSF] The Oakland Raiders: "of the more than 10,000

This guy posed next to Gap mannequins while wearing the exact same outfit. Delightful. [Laughing Squid] Summer backyard BBQ place coming to the Castro? [Castro Biscuit] Local’s Corner vandalized again. [Mission Local]

The Attic to close in February. [Uptown Almanac] Hospital fights in court to remove Jahi McMath from ventilator. [Oakland Tribune] Marin said goodbye to notable figures in 2013. [Marin IJ] Friends of Eater

A judge has extended Jahi McMath's life support until Jan. 7. [ABC] Good Morning America's Robin Roberts came out in a Facebook post in which she acknowledged her girlfriend of 10 years, a

Let's take our shirts off at clubs and draw things in our chests. [Mission Mission] Hayes Valley rules! [Curbed] Judge grants restraining order keeping Jahi McMath on ventilator through Monday. [Oakland Tribune] Madrone

Holy smokes, Anna's gingerbread house is insane, glorious. [SF Appeal] "You're so 628," will be the new burn. [Chronicle] Family of girl left brain dead at Children's Hospital Oakland demands medical records. [Oakland

The 10 biggest social media food moments of 2013. [Zagat] Vacant Upper Haight SRO to turn into affordable housing. [Curbed] Who won the Mega Millions? [Oakland Tribune] Muni could collect millions in fines

Series of robberies on or near UC Berkeley campus. [Oakland Tribune] David Chang of Momofuku hits Meadwood for Christmas. [Inside Scoop] Slow cooker spiced apple butter, anyone? [SF Appeal] Jenna Blue: Have you

Market Street needs more decorations. These photos from the days of yore are astounding. [Curbed] In classic SF fashion, we blew it with planned high-rises near the Bay that could've made it big.

What's up with Sinbad's? [Inside Scoop] Oakland 'ganjapreneur' pleads no contest to fraud. [Oakland Tribune] Touching the Third Rail. [Eater] Charred scene on Channing Way. [Daily Californian] AmazonFresh Launches In San Francisco. [TechCrunch]

Snow's coming. [NBC Bay Area] 15 little-known restaurant secrets. [SFGate] Developers, officials gather to talk about backlash against S.F. growth. [SF Examiner] Planned cemetery in Tassajara Valley stirs up intense opposition. [Oakland

Twitter finally gets its first female board member, Marjorie Scardino. [All Things D, TechCrunch] Bayview couple faces eviction. [BAR] Seriously, it's time to shave your beard, fellas. [AP] Hoodlum punches woman, steals lunch.

The UK has discovered Oakland with an Independent piece that chronicles the "moustachioed locals" that populate "California’s answer to Brooklyn," where an "industrial-scape provides a requisite frisson of edginess." Harrumph. [Independent UK]