Instead of bikes, the Panhandle used to allow cars. [CurbedSF] The Village Voice does not like San Francisco's expensive approximation of "New York Bagels." Local bagel fan reacts. [Voice] [UptownAlmanac] Noted local butcher

A couple from San Jose kidnapped a handyman and forced him to do home repairs. [Gawker] The battle over Revenge Porn: can the Web's vilest entrepreneur be stopped? [BetaBeat] Ex-BART cop, wife killed

Judge says landlord can't evict the Harborside Health Center pot shop in Oakland. [KTVU] Want to learn how to bake? Start with cookies. Specifically Emily Luchetti's holiday cookies. [Chron] 55 Laguna project receives

Can't say we didn't see it coming: after sending out a cease-and-desist letter last month, the California Public Utilities Commission hit ride sharing services Uber, Lyft and SideCar with $20,000 fines. [ArsTechnica]

780 Café on Valencia Street institutes new $5-minimum-order policy. If your order doesn't hit the minimum, you're getting that coffee to go. [Mission Mission] Bay Bridge celebrates its 76th anniversary, which is just

Is it time to start limiting new restaurants on Valencia Street? The Valencia Corridor Merchants Association thinks so. [UptownAlmanac] Surprisingly, the Mission is not the district with the most hoodies per capita. [MissionMission]

Effort to recall Sheriff Mirkarimi is starts to take shape. [Chron] Improving service should be Muni's #1 goal, says Supervisor Scott Wiener. [SFEx Op Ed] A cautionary tale about putting your bike on

SFist pal Doctor Popular spotted this delightful army of high fives down Market Street this morning. [DocPop] ACLU and the Electronic Frontier Foundation are already filing suit against the Prop 35 sex trafficking

Laundromat panty thief on the loose in the Mission. [Mission Mission] There was reportedly so much weed smoke at Civic Center during the Giants' Victory parade that one lady actually threw up. [BCN/

Naked guys (and gals) stage "nude-in" at City Hall. (Mercifully safe for work!) [Chron] Who has two thumbs and owns the worst Giants World Series Commemorative T-shirt? Somebody, that's who. [MLB.com] Gisele

As the Giants team bus left AT&T Park to catch their flight to Detroit, one player nearly missed his ride. It was Sergio Romo who just always has to close out

The trial of the Mission Rapist accused of sexually assaulting three women on 24th Street began this morning and included graphic photos and video footage. [BCN/Appeal] With all the Michelin star buzz

$500 reward offered for the safe return of this adorable puppy abducted from the SF SPCA. [SFAppeal] Are these the gayest buildings in America? Sure, why the hell not. [7x7] This week's Guardian

Five hip restaurants that aren't in the Mission (and that you might actually have a chance of getting a table at). [GrubSF] Mayor Lee not interested in an unscripted question time. [BCN/Appeal]

The San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival kicks off tonight. [GrubSF] The original construction watch: Building San Francisco. [CurbedSF] 12-year-old girl injured in East Oakland shooting. [KTVU] Babe Scanlon asks: "Does this hat

The Chapel opens with Preservation Hall Jazz Band, Robert Earl Keen and some dust. [AllShookDown] Remember when San Francisco was supposed to get a fleet of electric taxis? [SFEx] A year after the

Karl the Fog (just returned from vacation apparently) discusses what it's like living in his neighborhood of Judah Heights. [CurbedSF] Supervisor John Avalos wants to spice up Question Time with Mayor Lee by

Is this the most hideous dining room in San Francisco? How does one even eat in there? [Curbed] Downtrodden Mission High mauls Lowell High School's rich kids in football season opener. [MissionLocal] This

Sam Wo's comeback is currently underway with the help of some pro-bono work from the Chinatown Community Development Center, but they'll still take your donations. [InsideScoop] "See Driver Hit Bike Cop. See Driver

Scenes from the many parklets that popped up for PARK(ing) Day today. [CurbedSF] Meanwhile, in unofficial parklet activity: some folks got paid to wait in line for someone else's iPhone 5. [BCN/

Sad news: the San Francisco Museum of Craft and Folk Art will close after 30 years. [CurbedSF] "Dark Prince" condo swindler jumps $1 million bail. [Chron] This NASA Pilot will think of Bernal

Why are you not already wearing these Muni Transfer Converse High tops? [MuniDiaries] Eliana Lopez decries San Francisco's "ugly politics". [Chron] The Moscone Center will add about 440,000 square feet of subterranean

"In the case of celebrity, Mr. Zuckerberg seems to be the Elvis Presley of our era." — That and other insights on celebrity from this week's TechCrunch Disrupt Conference. [NYT] The S.F. Zoo

Construction workers at the new Transbay Transit Center site uncovered parts of a prehistoric Columbian Mammoth. [SFAppeal] Mingling with San Francisco's party crasher culture. [7x7] Gotye spotted bowling in the Mission. Now he's