In a bizarre story coming out of our neighbor to the east, it appears that a Stockton man defecated in another man's yard this past Sunday, and this led to a foot chase, a tussle, and a double stabbing. So reports KCRA 3, which details the violent encounter as all starting when a man pooped on the lawn of 18-year-old Lonale Shaw.

Shaw, apparently, didn't take kindly to the unwanted fertilizer.

"Shaw, 18, began chasing the man with a large knife and swinging it at him," notes the channel. "The man fell and Shaw jumped on top of him, stabbing him in the head with the knife, [according to] Stockton police. During the struggle, Shaw dropped the knife and the victim was able to pick it up and stab Shaw in the neck, according to officers."

It gets weirder, as The Record reports that the two men are related. At this time, it is not known how seriously either man was injured. Shaw has been arrested for assault with a deadly weapon.

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