According to a tweet from San Francisco's Public Works Department, their mascot "Sweepy" is prepared to clean up after any messy Pride celebrants. What they don't mention is that if you take one of those rainbow-colored medallions he/she/it (honestly, gender is so 2013) is holding, your soul is forfeit and ten years from this date, you, too, will be transformed into a faceless black form dressed only in Seinfeld-white shoes and a yellow cap.