The people at Blendtec, the blender manufacturer, have been doing this "Will it blend?" thing for a while now, via YouTube, to market their blenders. Now, overly smarmy "scientist" Tom Dickson (he's actually the founder of Blendtec), after doing the same thing a few months back with an iPhone 6 Plus, is doing his schtick with the Apple Watch. So, once again proving that Americans have too much money, [spoiler alert] Tom destroys a brand new $350 Apple Watch.

The question isn't so much "will it blend?" as it is "does shill-y viral marketing like this just make people who can't afford Apple Watches feel more sad?"

[h/t: ABC 7]