See and be seen at these select San Francisco shows, parties, and events. You know, because you can't read the Internet all the time.

TUESDAY, JANUARY 13

READING: Esteemed SF journal ZYZZYVA, who have published everyone from Haruki Murakami to M.F.K. Fisher, will be celebrating their 30th Anniversary at, where else, City Lights bookstore. It's also a kick off for the journal's winter issue with contributors like Octavio Solis who will perform his story "Retablos." It's free.

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 14

LECTURE: In one of the more interesting pairings of philanthropist friends, Daniel Lurie of the Tipping Point Foundation and Hall of Fame 49er Ronnie Lott discuss giving at the Jewish Community Center of SF. A complimentary wine tasting will precede the event, provided by Shoe Shine Wines. It's $25 for non-JCC-members

THURSDAY, JANUARY 15

DINNER+SHOW: See Supperclub in all its glory before it closes with The Star Star HonkyTonk Revue an "Old-School Variety Show including Comedy, Dance, Drag, Raunch and Rock&Roll." Get ready for some "Twerkshops" and stripteases, and bring your sunglasses "for the glare of glitter-crotch." First enjoy a horizontal dinner first (they'll serve you as you recline). Tickets are $15 presale or $20 at the door, with "free lap dances all night!!!!"

FRIDAY, JANUARY 16

FAIR: Bringing to life the stories of Edward Gorey is this first night of the Edwardian Ball/World's Faire. This part's the World's Faire, and it promises to be a night of "playful art and elegant exploration featuring Gorey-inspired interactive art, steam-powered machinery, Barbary Coast-inspired Midway Gaming, pedal-powered carnival rides, theatrical stage shows, circus performances, free-wheelin fashion, and Edwardian-tinged rock ‘n’ roll." Tickets are here at $24 to $95

DANCE PARTY: At Madrone Art Bar every every 3rd Friday of the month it's DJ Dave Paul breaking down the 80s and putting it all back together. At That 80's Show, retro gear is encouraged, so put on those leggings and shoulder pads. There's a $5 cover at the door.

SATURDAY, JANUARY 17

SMOKE SESH: This is a specific one, but if you've got a medical marijuana card, you're in for free at a device testing session in SoMa during the afternoon. "Ever wanted to try 420 products before you bought them? Come try out vaporizers, bongs, grinders and more with 7Pipe, a San Francisco company designing innovative smoking products." Oh yeah, "Top shelf flower will be provided."

(DRAG) SHOW: Witness the birth of Mother, Heklina's brand new drag show at her brand new club, Oasis, and the replacement for the heretofore defunct Trannyshack. This is the debut of what could become an institution, so stop by so you can say you were there when. Expect lights, lasers, and costumes galore in SoMa for $10 a ticket.

DANCE PARTY: At Public Works, check out DJ Fleetmac Wood. It's what it sounds like: recut/re-edited Fleetwood Mac that pays homage and gives a bit of a historical overview. This is apparently popular in London, and it's the first SF show from Fleetmac Wood, whom you can check out here. Tickets are $10 in advance.

SUNDAY, JANUARY 18

COMEDY: Demetri Martin tells jokes at Cobb's Comedy Club in two shows. You know him from his various comedic stylings that have appeared on Comedy Central. He was also amazing in Ang Lee's Taking Woodstock, if you recall that one.

MONDAY, JANUARY 19

VOLUNTEER: It being MLK day, there are tons of opportunities to volunteer. FuncheapSF has you covered with a long list of places and people to help out.