- SF is "like the hot, crazy girl that everyone wants to sleep with. You never know what you’re going to get when you wake up in the morning,” which is the reason why we lost the Olympics bid, the [SF Chronicle] says.
- Here's an interactive graphic of Uber's "global battles." [SF Business Times]
- 49ers offensive tackle Jonathan Martin reportedly knocked out a would-be robber at an LA Versace store. [SF Weekly]
- Guinevere, a 4-year-old Shih Tzu mix who was dumped at, uh, the dump, has bounced back and is ready to be adopted. [SF Chronicle]
- Twitter's going to sell ads within streams of tweets on other publishers’ apps and websites, the [Wall Street Journal] says. Oh, and their native video app is about to launch, says [re/code].
- City to fix up Buena Vista public stairway, rename it after author Adah Bakalinsky. [Hoodline]
- Serial’s Rabia Chaudry is coming to Stanford on Monday. [Bold Italic]
- Zephyr Real Estate is getting sued for allegedly appropriating artists’ work to help them sell "multimillion-dollar homes." [Uptown Almanac] [SF Weekly]
- Remember that terrible bunk bed apartment listing? Well, it's back, but with lower rent and fewer tenant qualifications. [Curbed SF]
- What do Salesforce.com CEO Marc Benioff, Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer, Yelp CEO Jeremy Stoppelman and investor Peter Thiel have in common (besides being filthy rich)? They're all throwing their considerable weight behind getting Ed Lee reelected. [SF Business Times]
- Reddit's launching a podcast about [reddit].
