"Where will you be... when everything falls apart?" That's the ominous question at the center of the adrenaline-injected trailer for San Andreas, the mega-disastrous disaster-porn flick that promises to make all Californians want to curl up in a fetal position and question our choice to live here.

From the acclaimed director of Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore and the writer of Just Go With It, San Andreas stars Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson," Kylie Minogue, and Paul Giamatti, who delivers the doozy of a line, "Because even though this is happening here in California... you will feel it on the East Coast." You hear that? This earthquake movie is for everyone! But it may not be appropriate for children, or your mother if she lives in constant fear of her child dying in a California earthquake.

The movie was shot this past summer in San Francisco and Australia. And look! They destroy Hoover Dam and the Hollywood sign too.

According to seismologists the film ruptures our way of life on May 29, 2015.