The strongest proof that Kansas City Royals fans are scared shitless over the prospect of facing the SF Giants in Game 1 of the World Series tonight: now they've sent their (solitary?) celebrity fan to mock one non-celebrity fan for the crime of...existing?

Modern Family star Eric Stonestreet might be one of the most famous people to come from/get out of Kansas City in recent years (the actor was born there and lives in Kansas through college, before decamping to Chicago and then LA), so it's logical that he'd be repping the Royals in a clearly fearful pillory of a Giants fan during a recent flight. Poor guy, you can practically smell the insecurity from here.

Look at this smug guy behind me just sitting there being all like; 'oooohhh look at me! In my Giants hat!!' 'With my headphones' 'holding my hand up' Ugh. I mean, #people #amiright

A video posted by Eric Stonestreet (@ericstonestreet) on Oct 10, 2014 at 7:27pm PDT

And then:

Landed and NOW he's all like, 'ooooh look at me laughing with my female travel companion.' And. 'Im on my phone in my Giants hat while taxiing and being all, oooooh look at me.' I mean, #people #amiright

A video posted by Eric Stonestreet (@ericstonestreet) on Oct 10, 2014 at 9:32pm PDT

And lest you question Stonestreet's devotion to his home team:

A friendly message. 👑🔵👑

A photo posted by Eric Stonestreet (@ericstonestreet) on Oct 10, 2014 at 8:39pm PDT