Is the "truth" out there, and was it captured by two guys in San Francisco? According to a recent report from UFO Sightings Daily, the answer is "yes." They're saying that "Glowing UFOs" were sighted over San Francisco on July 5, that that there's video to prove it. Exciting!

(Speaking of, have you been listening to Kumail Nanjiani's The X-Files Files podcast? It's an utter delight!)

Anyway, let's take a look at the evidence. YouTube user Isaac Gutierrez says that on July 5th, he witnessed at least two objects flying in the sky over San Francisco with his cousin.

"The first one looks like a fiery cross," Gutierrez writes, "then they just looked like big balls of fire."

In a telephone conversation with SFist, Gutierrez, who hails from Fresno, says he was visiting family members in Visitacion Valley when the celestial events occurred. He said that their misty night was shaken up when "a big-ass bright light" appeared, "moving too low and fast" to be anything he recognized.

20-30 minutes later, he says, "we saw two more moving in formation."

"I never saw anything like that in my life," Gutierrez says, saying that it was "way too bright to be a torch" or lantern, as some have speculated.

Gutierrez posted three videos of the celestial event, which are embedded below. Warning: Gutierrez and his cousin's language is definitely HBO, not ABC Family-quality, so if you're at work watch with headphones.

"The fuck is that? That ain't no plane!"

"Two of 'em now?, dog, if you could only see this shit the way I'm looking at it."

"That ain't no fucking airplane, dog, it's not a firework, it's not a fucking flare...what the fuck is that shit?"

According to UFO Sightings Daily's Scott Waring, the object in Gutierrez's videos "changes its shape and is rotating."

"Similar UFOs have been seen around the world," Waring writes, "and I myself have even caught several of these orbs."