- All the Pier 39 sea lions have snuck off to get laid. [KRON4]
- Madame Tussauds opens today at Fisherman's Wharf, here's who they should have featured (but didn't) [SF Gate]
- Supreme Court decision to strike down buffer zone laws for abortion clinic protesters might overturn San Francisco's 25-foot rule. [SF Chronicle]
- Civil grand jury says San Francisco needs to make a plan before it floods/floats away. [NBC Bay Area] [KRON4] [SFBG] [SF Gate]
- SF office rent prices are on pace to beat Manhattan's [SF Business Times]
- Reports of a pipe bomb in the Richmond District let cops to...a pipe. [SFPD Richmond Station] [SF Chronicle]
- Mom's Body Shop is now a homeless outreach project. [Hoodline]
- Here's a slideshow of Levi's Stadium, which is definitely newer than Candlestick, at least. [SF Business Times]
- RV blows up at car wash. [SF Chronicle]
- [Yahoo]'s list of ways to piss off a San Franciscan misses "write a dumb list about things that piss off San Franciscans."
- SF is a fool's paradise. Cue the Coolio. [BOOM]
- Inside Dropbox's office, which has scooters and all that stuff. Say it with me. [Business Insider]
- Here's another big housing project planned for Hayes Valley. [Curbed SF]
