Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has had his image cast in wax by the famed Madame Tussauds. But the giant doll of this typical Missionite is missing something significant, and we're not talking about privacy controls. For some reason, he's barefoot.

Zuckerberg joins two other luminaries, Leonardo DiCaprio and Rihanna, at the future site of Madame Tussauds Fisherman's Wharf museum scheduled to open June 26.

Liberal arts majors interested in doing a close reading of fake Zuck might surmise that his bare feet represent the tech industry's championing of the infantilized male, the malignant tumor that is San Francisco's (ultimately damaging) Peter Pan syndrome (see: hoodie). Or, it's just cute! Who knows! He's got little toes! Wiggle, wiggle.

Madame Tussauds: 145 Jefferson Street, S.F.