You think you're tired? Here's a 102-year-old doctor still working at UCSF. [SF Chronicle]
Could all our Safeways become Krogers? It might be happening. [SF Business Times]
Apple's CFO retires after ten years on the job. [AP/Washington Post]
Whoopsie! Your Twitter password wasn't actually compromised (as far as you know). [Cnet]
Learn where your dorm-room posters came from at this talk on SF's political and countercultural print shops. [SFPL]
Farewell, Esta Noche. [Mission Mission]
SFGate runs {humorously intended?) "You know your neighborhood is gentrified when..." slideshow, reaches "an embarrassing low." [BeyondChron]
Can't wait for Streetsblog's response to this report on "the mistakes people make while they walk that put them at risk for serious injuries." [ABC7]
"Yuri, you're a sexist Putinist!" hollers woman at alleged Putin pal during SF visit by St. Petersburg Philharmonic. [SF Weekly]
Why play fetch with your dog when you can buy (possible choking hazard of) a machine to do it for you? [KRON4]