Ill-informed burrito eater, San Jose resident and "#2 ranked competitive eater in the world" Matt Stonie has done in under three minutes what this SFist editor has failed to do in decades of burrito eating. That is: eat four whole Chipotle burritos.

We're not exactly sure what possessed Stonie (heh) to wolf down four of the burrito chain's rice-bloated monstrosities, but according to the YouTube description it seems like Stonie just couldn't resist his urge to eat competitively. His goal, Stonie tells the camera man, is to show everyone "how a real man eats a burrito."

Anyway, they were two chicken and two steak, in case you were wondering:

[H/t: Digg]