Over the weekend, this bold new menu popped up on Scream Sorbet's Facebook page. Flavors included Meat Lemon, Coconut Thai Queso, Almond Pink Twinkie, Vallium [sic] Chocolate, Penis Vanilla, and Salt.
Unless the fine folks at Scream Sorbet are a bit loopy, it would appear that the site was hacked -- possibly by a vegan competitor, a frustrated customer, or a bored troll. It's since been removed.
Scream Sorbet has yet to respond to SFist's queries regarding Penis Vanilla, et al. Probably because they closed earlier this year.
[Via Laura Beck]