Last week we brought you 41 Signs That You're a Jaded San Franciscan, and this week, we're swinging the pendulum the other way. Here are 25 signs that you either just got into town, or you're a really slow learner.
1. You didn't bring an extra layer.
2. Your family still asks if you're coming home for Thanksgiving.
3. It totally seems like a good idea to look for parking in the Mission.
4. You're haven't given up trying to understand Frank Chu.
5. You think 'Gough' rhymes with 'rough'.
6. You think 'Noe' sounds like 'no'.
7. You order pizza delivery.
Photo via pizzahut.com.
8. You think that when it's hot in the Mission it must be a perfect beach day.
9. You struggle with chopsticks.
10. You think hailing a cab off the street will actually work.
11. You're paying $4,000 for a tiny two-bedroom and you don't know any different.
12. You complain about the hills.
13. You think you can get dinner past 10 p.m.
14. You leave after the 8th inning.
15. You stop for homeless people who open with 'Can I ask you a question?'
16. Ditto Greenpeace operatives.
Photo via Greenpeace.org.
17. You still think Friday is a good night to drink.
18. Trannyshack still seems super edgy to you. (P.S. This photo is vintage.)
19. ... And you're scandalized by Folsom Street Fair.
20. You start yelling during rush hour Muni meltdowns instead of quietly dying inside.
21. You just tried to make a reservation at Frances for tonight.
22. You haven't done the Kink.com Armory tour yet.
23. "Do I smell weed?"
24. You can't wait for "summer."
25. You're not properly offended by this list.
With additional witticisms by Brock Keeling, Jay Barmann and Andrew Dalton.
