Last week we brought you 41 Signs That You're a Jaded San Franciscan, and this week, we're swinging the pendulum the other way. Here are 25 signs that you either just got into town, or you're a really slow learner.

1. You didn't bring an extra layer.

2. Your family still asks if you're coming home for Thanksgiving.

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3. It totally seems like a good idea to look for parking in the Mission.

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Photo: Darwin Bell on Flickr.

4. You're haven't given up trying to understand Frank Chu.

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Photo: Generik11 on Flickr.

5. You think 'Gough' rhymes with 'rough'.

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Photo: Marcin Wichary on Flickr.

6. You think 'Noe' sounds like 'no'.

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Photo: torbakhopper on Flickr.

7. You order pizza delivery.

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Photo via pizzahut.com.

8. You think that when it's hot in the Mission it must be a perfect beach day.

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Photo: catlucia on Flickr.

9. You struggle with chopsticks.

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Photo: bautik joshi on Flickr.

10. You think hailing a cab off the street will actually work.

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Photo: Demetrios Lyras on Flickr.

11. You're paying $4,000 for a tiny two-bedroom and you don't know any different.

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Photo: twolittlemoos on Flickr.

12. You complain about the hills.

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Photo: Benson Kua on Flickr.

13. You think you can get dinner past 10 p.m.

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Photo: brandi666 on Flickr.

14. You leave after the 8th inning.

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Photo: balmes on Flickr.

15. You stop for homeless people who open with 'Can I ask you a question?'

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Photo: Tom Andrews on Flickr.

16. Ditto Greenpeace operatives.

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Photo via Greenpeace.org.

17. You still think Friday is a good night to drink.

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Photo: Cynthia E. Wood on Flickr.

18. Trannyshack still seems super edgy to you. (P.S. This photo is vintage.)

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Photo: seanfrisco

19. ... And you're scandalized by Folsom Street Fair.

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Photo: Generik11 on Flickr.

20. You start yelling during rush hour Muni meltdowns instead of quietly dying inside.

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Photo: anitakhart on Flickr.

21. You just tried to make a reservation at Frances for tonight.

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Photo: Presmshree Pillai on Flickr.

22. You haven't done the Kink.com Armory tour yet.

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Photo: clowntraps on Flickr.

23. "Do I smell weed?"

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Photo: [c]* on Flickr.

24. You can't wait for "summer."

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Photo: Emamd on Flickr.

25. You're not properly offended by this list.

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Photo: pics.plz on Flickr.

With additional witticisms by Brock Keeling, Jay Barmann and Andrew Dalton.

Photo: scott2342 on Flickr.