Bay to Breakers is this Sunday, and despite threats of crackdowns the race promises the usual madness, mayhem and loosely disguised containers of booze. Here are 15 signs you may be too over the hill to get over the hill this year.

1. You're more into Riesling than PBR these days.

2. You plan on getting up at 5 a.m. to actually run the race.


3. You're legitimately bothered by the corporate sponsorship.

(Original photo: Octoferret)

4. You're appalled, not amused, by public urination.

Photo: Thedz on Flickr.

5. You're not sure anyone should see you shirtless.

Photo: Kieran McCarthy on Flickr.

6. Or naked.

Photo: David Yu on Flickr.

7. People dressed as babies look like babies to you.

Photo: Alan Grinberg on Flickr.

8. You own a home on the race route and feel “get off my lawn” about the whole thing.


9. Drinking at 7 a.m. actually sounds like a horrible idea.

Photo: Roy Klieger on Flickr.

10. You'd rather be planting herbs in your backyard and saving your energy for Game of Thrones.


11. You're more excited about the impending Stanley Roberts' footage than the event itself.

12. Your tolerance for neon and spandex is at an all-time low.

Photo: Bautik Joshi on Flickr.

13. You've behaved badly so many times that your friends won't tell you where they're meeting up.

Photo: Clowntraps on Flickr.

14. You're exhausted by the mere thought of costume creativity.

Photo: David Yu on Flickr.

15. You've forgotten what year you graduated college.

Photo: -Swapatorium- on Flickr.

With additional witticisms by Brock Keeling, Jay Barmann, and Andrew Dalton.

Previously: 41 Signs You're A Jaded San Franciscan

Photo: Alan Grinberg on Flickr.