It's so nice out. All the other kids are outside playing capture the flag, but mom is making us stay inside to practice violin. But you should try to get outside while you can. It's goddam gorgeous. Have you seen it? It's bullshit. Ideally, you would be halfway through a pot truffle and knee-deep in banana hammocks on the fruit shelf. Instead, you're probably at work. Alas.

We feel your pain, folks. If it helps, this is the view form our desk today. (Those pink Post-its have been there for MONTHS.)


The weather this weekend should be just as nice, though not as hot. 70-degree temperatures will grace San Francisco on Saturday. Enjoy.