Right in front of the Castro Theater this morning, a baby blue Mini Cooper ended up slightly on top of a red Toyota Prius in some sort of traffic mishap. Our tipster on the scene tells us the Prius was (ahem) pulling out, while the Mini Cooper was trying to hang a right.

And here it is from a slightly different angle:

Talk about auto erotica. (OK, we're done.)

Update 2 p.m.: OK, we weren't actually done. Later this afternoon, neighborhood blog Bernalwood reported that the Prius driver was from Bernal Heights. This makes total sense because Bernal Heights drivers are exceptionally passive aggressive about parking. Mini drivers, on the other hand, are better known for Jason Statham movies.