48-year-old Khalil Jaser was arrested for last summer in Brisbane, California for driving under the influence. Then, like a shunned lover, he proceeded to call his arresting officer a total of 152 times, leaving 54 message laden with death threats over the course of three weeks in September. Along with the barrage of voicemails, the self-proclaimed Palestinian Christian apparently took his rant online, tweeting death threats at the officer in between anti-Semitic slurs, conspiracy theories and requests to get coffee with Mel Gibson.

Jaser's arrest took place the day before that tweet on July 28th of last year when Jaser was booked on suspicion of misdemeanor DUI in Brisbane, a town that is little more than a stretch of Highway 101. Although the Mel Gibson account is a joke, the @khaliljaser account matches the suspect's name and photo. The next day, Jaser started tweeting for the officer to "come clean" about the incident, which he may have felt was a government plot to keep him down:

It appears that the Brisbane P.D. was not paying attention to Jaser's tweets (nor was Mel Gibson, for that matter), so the suspect picked up the phone and began leaving cryptic voicemails at the officer's desk. According to San Mateo County District Attorney Steve Wagstaffe, the officer received seven voicemails in a five-day period at the beginning of September, allegedly saying he “better not go to work,” and “Boom, you’re dead motherfucker.” When the officer finally returned the calls to ask what was meant by those comments, Jaser reportedly told the officer he knew what they meant and began his three-week volley of voicemails.

Jaser posted bail on November 29th and was scheduled to begin his jury trial earlier this week on charges of harassment and resisting arrest, but he was apparently too busy setting up a coffee meeting with Mr. Braveheart himself to make it to court.

The Examiner also emailed Jaser (at an address he tweeted soliciting stories from other people "stuck with fake charges by the government"), but the suspect only responded to ask what the inquiry was about. In the time between posting bail and missing his court date, Jaser has did take a moment to address his arresting officer again in December:

That was right before he went back to saying incredibly disgusting things about Jewish people and then brushing off his anti-Semitism:

There's currently a $150,000 warrant out for Jaser's arrest, but he probably already knows that since he's got the government all figured out: