A couple of hair thieves are on the loose after robbing a wig store on Polk Street Sunday afternoon. The two suspects in their late twenties were trying to make their escape with an armload of hairpieces when a 75-year-old woman confronted them, only to be punched in the head.
According to police, the woman refused medical treatment and apparently went about her business — making her pretty much our favorite person of the day. Only one stolen wig was recovered and no arrests had been made as of yesterday morning, but if you spot a couple of 25- to 30-year-old dudes hawking hairpieces on the cheap, you are encouraged to call SFPD's anonymous tip line at (415) 575-4444 or via text message to TIP411.