Xmas Eve Palate Cleanser: Give This Boy Some Ho Ho Hos

JRandall, a highly heterosexual recording artist who bestowed a song unto the Step Up 3D soundtrack, unveiled this Xmas ditty last year. He doesn't want any stockings, or presents, or cozy fireplaces for Christmas... he just wants some hos. Sorry, "Ho ho ho hos." And by that he means sluts. Also, he'd like a party in a hotel. Did we mention how heterosexual he is? [The Soup]