Angel Pagan's stolen base in the eighth inning of Game 2 sparked Taco Bell's kindhearted or infuriating World Series "Steal a Base, Steal a Taco" promotion. Which is to say that today from 2 p.m.-6 p.m., customers can score a free Doritos Locos Taco at any store. Pagan will even be at the Redwood City Taco Bell on El Camino Real today to hand out free tacos. Yum?

So, whether at one of the fast-food chain's many restaurants, or at home in your bathroom, it promises to be a shitstorm. Never one to hold back, SFist's football reporter Daisy Barringer shared with the world her thoughts on Taco Bell's #FreeTacoTuesday thusly: