Teens? What won't they do for market fresh fish? In South San Francisco Wednesday evening, a 19-year-old lady allegedly stuffed her purse full of fish at the Pacific Supermarket on El Camino Real, before getting stopped by store employees on her way out. Naturally, the teen suspect didn't like being hassled and threw a punch at the supermarket worker who tried to block her path.

Bay City News reports that the suspect denied having any pilfered poisson, but she had already been spotted on surveillance cameras. Police responded to the scene around 5:45 p.m. Wednesday and booked the young woman on robbery charges. The stolen fish, meanwhile, was apparently returned to the store, which is kind of gross.

[BCN/CBS]