Ooohhh, that wasn't very nice of us. Consider it some well-aged snark for lunch. But, come on: all this needs is a girl with bangs playing the ukulele for her boyfriend sporting a waxed-tipped moustache.
As Laughing Squid notes: "iTypewriter by designer Austin Yang is an ingenious mechanical typewriter accessory for iPad. When a key is depressed, a typebar strikes the corresponding key on the iPad’s touchscreen (to see it work, skip to the 0:35 mark in this video). At present the iTypewriter appears to be just a concept."
Check out the precious iTypewriter in action below: