Since it's July 11th, 7-Eleven will celebrate their name by offering parched folks such as yourself a free 7.11-ounce Slurpee today from 11am-7pm. While we're more of a regular Cherry Slurpee kinda guy, flavors over the years have expanded into such cavity-creating flavors as Dr. Pepper, Crystal Light, Purple Berry Cherry Fanta, and Banana Chocolate Pie. Most flavors, by the way, are kosher save for the Piña Colada, Twizzler Strawberry, Tropicana Grape Wild Strawberry and Monster Black flavors.

Find your nearest 7-Eleven here and let the brain freezing commence.