Rare is the Marina man (we're going to assume these were penned by a dude) who can bare his soul. But this guy did. And how. We're not sure who he is, exactly, but we do hope his heart mends fast (and that he refrains from calling women "sluts," which, among other things, is just vile and in poor form).

In good time, bro. In good time.

Thanks to Rick Haelig for the use of photos.