You know where you should not eat tonight? Anywhere near AT&T Park, that's where. Season-opener fans at or anywhere near the park are just the worst. The WORST. Granted, we shouldn't complain; they're not Phillies fans or, far worse, Dodgers fans. Still, not the warmest climate in Mission Bay-South Park if, say, you happen to have a penis and sashay down the street. (More on that later today.) And with that, we point your attention to the other side of Market Street at Credo where you can grab a $0.99 pizza with the purchase of any glass of wine or cocktail from 2:30pm-6:30pm. Deal lasts until Friday.

This information was brought to us by Tablehopper, who, we should report, just landed a new gig as the new contributing food editor for 7x7. Congratulations, Marcia!

Credo: 360 Pine Street (at Montgomery)

[Tablehopper, via Eater]