Around the intoxicating last call hour this morning, an apparently drunk woman crashed a stolen boat — a 40-footer named "The Bon Bon" — in to a rocky breakwater outside of the tony Ballena Bay marina near Alameda. The Coast Guard found the woman, who may or may not have had a first mate with her according to her own conflicting accounts, onboard The Bon Bon around 1:45 a.m. this morning.

The owner apparently hadn't noticed his boat was missing from a marina near Jack London Square in Oakland because he has been trying to sell it off anyway. So, here's hoping he still had the insurance on it. Anyhow, the woman is now looking at public intoxication charges as well charges for the theft of the vessel.

CBS5 has the video report from this morning: