Although Baghdad by the Bay receives its fair share of unfair criticism for being an amoral cesspool of liberal ideology mixed with hippie dandruff and plated figs, the fine folks of San Francisco really are some of the most standup people in the world. Example 839,938,020? The wallet returned to New York City's Meg Robertson. While visiting our city of strong moral fiber recently, Robertson lost her wallet. And it was returned to her. Along with all the money. Behold:

That said, to whomever stole this SFist editor's wallet and iPhone at Hole in the Wall last August, we hope you burn in the lowest circle of Hell for all eternity, and we hope it hurts.