We really, really thought this meme would die a quick death, like, before the new year. Then it didn't. Then we got sick of it. Then you had clever kids in New York and L.A. chime in with their favorite clichés. And we were almost satisfied to to let this 'Shit Baristas Say' thing suffice for the S.F. voice (it was shot at Four Barrel). But now, because we're all stoned, preoccupied, and (stereotypically) unambitious, San Francisco chimes in several weeks late with this very appropriate and bandwagon-y entry. "Now that you're 40, you should start thinking about a career." Oh, San Francisco. We love you. Now just shut up and watch.
P.S. This was written by Annie Sloan, and features her and Deven Harrison.