What? You haven't seen Episode 1 of the Internet-acclaimed short film masterpiece Shit Girls Say? (Or it's gay spinoff, for that matter.) You should have your Internet privileges revoked, clearly. As an early Christmas present, the creators behind the twitter account-turned-viral sensation have unleashed Episode 2 upon the internet they clearly love so much. Don't try to overanalyze it, just let it seep in to your brain so you and your drinking-age cousins will have something to talk about over dessert at Grandma's.

And Episode 1, just for old time's sake: