No meth blend? Seems like a meth blend would result in pure comedy gold. Whatever. Fine, no meth blend. Oh, what are we talking about, you ask? Gay Coffee, that's what. After running a coffee shop near Smith College (of course) for years, Melissa Krueger will bring her tasty brew for homosexuals (and others!) to the Castro Street Fair on Sunday. "All five blends are made from fair trade organic beans, sourced from Royal Coffee, each celebrating a different aspect of gay culture, humor, and history," reports Inside Scoop. "Like many others in her position, she says she looks up to cult coffee roasters like Blue Bottle, and the path to success they’ve laid out."

A few noted gay flavors? Good Morning Mary ("Enjoy this smooth blend of dark and medium roasted beans - it’s truly fabulous!)", Red Hanky Roast ("This roast celebrates the power of sensuality and sexuality to change our lives and the world. Play safe!"), Second Date ("One sip of this smooth, dark roast and you’ll want a second date!"), Stone Butch Breakfast Blend ("This classic, medium roasted coffee is “'untouchably delicious' anytime of day!"), Weekend Pass ("Take the weekend off with this medium and dark roasted blend!")

Also, at this weekend's street fair, Gay Coffee will be on the hunt for bean bag cover models.

[via Inside Scoop]