OK, we're really sorry. This is hardly a cleanser, as it were. But it's "the story of a man who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the first film in the series, The Human Centipede, and uses sandpaper to pleasure himself whilst watching the film. He decides to create a 'human centipede' of his own, this time comprised of twelve victims as opposed to the first film's three." We can hardly wait. [via WOW]