Burger King has decided to retire their creepy/amazing masked mascot of the last few years, in favor of promoting their, uh, "healthier" choices. Fast food restaurants, you see, are feeling the heat as consumers have caught on to the whole Super Size Me/Food Inc.-inspired concerns for their health. So, here's the only video we know of in which the King was almost naked, just so you can say goodbye. It's better than this one, anyway.