By Laura Beck

Silk Nog at Rainbow/Whole Foods/Safeway/etc

OH HELL YES. Silk Nog is gracing the fridges of your favorite market/supermarket/corner bodega and you've got to get it while the getting is good. It's all the deliciousness of nog, without any of the gross cholesterol and raw eggs. Yes! For the perfect beverage, mix in copious amounts of rum and pour it all into your Sigg water bottle. This makes everything from work to unemployment to running a holiday10K that much more fun. 'Tis the season, bitches!

Vegan Pulled Pork Sandwich at Rico's Diner

The vegan pulled pork sandwich is freaking ridiculous. It's not made with soy or wheat, but rather some crazy combo of mushrooms. We don't know, but it works. It works so hard. When done eating this magic, you should just kill yourself as life will never, ever be this amazing ever again even if you were having sex with Gael Garcia Bernal on a bed of $100 bills while walking on the moon with Michael Jackson whilst doing the moonwalk, UNDERSTAND? Plus, they've got so many kinds of fried potato products it'll make your head spin, including tater tots! TOTS!