Are you reading Willie Brown's weekly food/society column for SFGate? You should. He talks about everything from his lover (or "friend") Sonya Molodetskaya wolfing down an entire lobster to dining at Quince with Police Chief George Gascón. You know, stuff one normally does on any given night.

This week, the former San Francisco confesses to being a "tablecloth freak." Crazy! In fact, some restaurants go out of their way to court Da' (Onetime) Mayor via strategically placed linens.

Be forewarned: there are no tablecloths [at Prospect] and I’m a tablecloth freak. Next time you go to Town Hall, notice there’s one table with a cloth, and that’s mine. They wanted me to dine there so from Day One, so they’ve always had one table with a cloth.

You, Willie Brown, are a fancypants. And we love you for it.