Holy smokes, people. According to Britney Gilbert at Eye On Blogs, "Tech blog Gizmodo claims that someone, most likely an Apple employee, left a yet-to-be-release iPhone 4G in a Redwood City bar, disguised to look like a 3G phone." Behold.

If this is the 4G, tapering is out; stronger edges are in. And, if this iPhone 4G is the second coming, which Gizmodo claims it is, the next generation will feature: front facing camera for char, camera flash (praise Jesus), split buttons for volume, metallic power, mute, and volume buttons.