Today apparently marks the 25th anniversary of the first .com registration, and we're sure some geeks-about-town are having a kegger (or at the very least a flame war) to celebrate. My oh my how our lives have changed in these twenty-five years. And can you imagine how rich you could have been if only you'd had the foresight to lock down and back in the day when nobody gave a shit about the internet? Yeah, that would've been awesome.