by Amy Crocker

In honor of J.D. Salinger, whose Catcher in the Rye is as fundamental to 10th grade English as FOIL is to 8th grade algebra, we've recapped the top five Holden Caulfield catch-phrases. Feel free to add your own. In no particular order:

"All morons hate it when you call them a moron."

"If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late?"

"All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to."

"It's phony. I could puke every time I hear it."

"In my mind, I'm probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw."