Today's guest blogger? Stuart of the award-winning Broke-Ass Stuart. His site is aimed at "busboys, poets, social workers, students, artists, musicians, magicians, mathematicians, maniacs, yodelers and everyone else out there who wants to enjoy life not as a rich person, but as a real person."

Somehow, he found out your SFist editor was a "real person" -- gah! it's not true! -- and made us Broke-Ass of the Week. It's only fair we return the favor.

Take it away, kind sir.

  • Vintage photos of women kissing each other and dressing as men. I never knew The Chronicle was this steamy! [Chronicle]
  • A Guide for what to do if you're NOT going to Burning Man. Clever idea, but I still wish I was taking mescaline and looking at boobies. [Bluegrass Rave Backroom]

  • Mission Comics soft opening today. I recently realized that the Mission is a utopian community created by those who got beat up in high school for being nerds. This just solidifies it. [Mission Mission]

  • Honolulu might ban smelly bus riders. If we did that in San Francisco, Muni would immediately go bankrupt. [Muni Diaries]

  • Is San Francisco having a public space Renaissance? I hope so, because I'm getting tired of Dolores Park being the only place I'm offered ganja food. [Streetsblog]

  • Dude chases down a truck towing his car and hops on the truck's running boards. Fairly interesting piece, but I'm pretty sure "conversate" still isn't a word (though I haven't consulted Urban Dictionary yet). [SFCitizen]

  • A list of Hot Sex events this week in the Bay Area. I totally knew The Guardian was this steamy! [SFBG]

  • Plug 1's shit has been smoking lately! [What I'm Seeing]

  • How to behave in a restaurant. (Who cares if I'm sending you to my site? This shit is the truth!) [Broke-Ass Stuart]